What If You Set the House on Fire?

Jeff went to get Hannah at the gym and James stayed with our neighbor. When Jeff returned he noticed that the little fire pit we have had been moved off the patio and a fire had been lit in it. Curious as to why this would be he questioned James who proceeded to tell him that he and his friend were hungry and wanted to roast hot dogs so they built a fire. So we all know this is bad news on all levels, but hey at least they thought to douse it with water when they were done. Jeff asked, "What if the house had caught on fire?" James said, "Then I guess the house would be on fire." I am less than thrilled with our little pyromaniac, but I guess if he's ever left alone for any length of time he won't starve!